9:06 a.m. - 2010-11-06
TOTAL DEER
My friend Walker hit a deer while driving home at midnight. The deer was just suddenly THERE in his headlights; he had no chance to swerve, brake or utter an inappropriate expletive.

His car, as it turned out later, was totaled. Pulling over to the side of the highway, he called a tow truck and waited. No one stopped for half an hour. Then a guy in a pickup pulled in next to him.

So here's Walker with his radiator steaming and chunks of deer all over the road. And the guy says, "What happened? Flat tire?"

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