12:53 p.m. - 2010-11-20
Drunk Driver
Just saw the coolest short news story on TV. A woman who had been in an accident because she was driving while intoxicated was trying to explain to the camera what had happened. She was wearing a greasy-looking stocking cap pulled down almost to her nose and she had these methamphetamine teeth:

"I guess I put my foot on the gas pedal instead of....instead of...um...that thing that stops the car...um..."

And somebody offscreen shouted, "You mean the BRAKE?"

And she shouted back, "Thank you! Yeah, the brake!"

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